Fellas, when was the last time you had a heart-to-heart with your cock? What’s that? Never? Oh, well, you’ve got to change that right away — at least, according to this dude. In this clip (oddly soundtracked by “Bittersweet Symphony,” of all songs), our hero recounts how he was “just on a call with nine other men where we were completely nude, and we looked down at our jewels, and we gave loving affirmations.”

I promise you, the video does not get more normal from there.